The Sputnik Dancing Bear Cigar

“The Sputnik Dancing Bear Cigar” by Cigar Clowns

A Savage New Chapter in the Clowns’ Legend

The Cigar Clowns are known for breaking molds and delivering the unexpected. With every drop, they raise eyebrows—and expectations. But this time, they’ve gone darker, deeper, and far more dangerous. Introducing “The Sputnik Dancing Bear Cigar,” a super limited release that rewrites the rulebook on what a cigar can be.

Forged in Mystery—Powered by Rare Earth

What makes The Sputnik Dancing Bear Cigar so special isn’t just its strength—it’s the unprecedented blend of Russian and Transylvanian tobacco, two regions rarely—if ever—seen in the premium cigar world. These tobaccos are not easy to find. They’re not mass-produced. They’re not what anyone else is using. That’s exactly why the Clowns hunted them down.

• Russian tobacco brings a bold, earthy depth with a slightly mineral backbone and dry spice that builds through the retrohale. It’s powerful. Stoic. Cold-blooded.

• Transylvanian tobacco adds an eerie smoothness—sweet, dark, and haunting, like a whisper through an ancient forest at dusk. It’s a tobacco that lingers on the tongue and in the memory.

Combined, these two rare leaves form the beating heart of The Sputnik Dancing Bear Cigar —a cigar that doesn’t just tell a story but drags you into it.

A Full-Flavor, Full-Force Experience

This is not a cigar for beginners. The Sputnik Dancing Bear Cigar hits with undeniable strength from the first light and evolves with complexity. Deep cocoa, espresso, black pepper, forest floor, iron-rich earth—these are the notes that dance in and out, layered over a base of raw intensity. The retrohale is commanding, the finish is long, and the experience is unforgettable.

Each puff dares you to keep going. And you will.

Crafted for the Bold Few

Like the beast it’s named after, The Sputnik Dancing Bear Cigar doesn’t roam in packs. Only a limited number were made, and once they’re gone, they’re gone forever. This isn’t just another release—it’s a collector’s item, a flex, a story you’ll tell over and over.

Will you tame The Sputnik Dancing Bear Cigar —or will The Bear tame you?

🔥 Full-bodied. Fierce. Fearless.
🐻 Get it while it lasts—before it disappears into legend.